Monday 28th March 2011
Tonight I was lucky enough to have a zumba masterclass. And what better way to celebrate it than dress like a dickhead!! lol.
I'd like to say I put the sex in sexy with my outfit but I think it's more like I put the fright in frightful!!
So what did I wear?? Good ol' black tights with pink short shorts over the top and matching pink singlet with "attitude is everything" blazoned across the front. Oh and the hot pink headband ala let's get physical era (for all you Olivia Newton John fans you know what I mean!)
Lucky for me my dance moves were more frightful than my outfit!! Gees I thought I sucked with regular zumba but I exceeded my crappines tonight that's for sure!! Put it this way I won't be holding my breath waiting for the zumba people to come knocking at my door asking me to share my awesome moves! lol. I don't know they move like they do!!! It's like their hips and legs are double jointed and they can move every inch of their body in different directions all at the one time where as I seem to move my hip, it gets stuck then when I finally get it going in the other direction I get a wedgie, trip over then need to pee, because as any mother who has given birth knows that there's no such luxury as skipping or jumping or anything like that anymore! haha
Oh well I will be back there again next week because even though I suck at it, it's so much fun! So sorry to all the other ladies who have to witness my visual display of something that is so scary I am not sure what to call it!! lol
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